Not Even Fit for the Bottom of a Bird Cage

The Times They Are a Changin’
Our Dear Leader--Welcome home.
Please know the miraculous feat 
and pride your presidency brings to 
us deserves the highest recognition. 
Thanks to eloquent leadership and 
because of the values you hold dear, 
hands of the old tremble with joy and
newborn babes are tossed proudly in
the air, dressed in the most exquisite 
linen. Closets, which were locked 
because of necessity, proudly open
without shame. We call this infant I
adore America. Equal, free, side by
side. May God bless her ever more.
Talitha Christiansen
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100 days out and wondering what to do with your inaugural edition of the newspaper? How about donating it to the birds?...Historic? Absolutely! For the first time in our Republic’s history, the American people have elected a president who is not just a fetus killer, but a live baby killer as well. I can tolerate inept tax policies and even wanting to pull out of Iraq, but Obama’s disrespect for life is beyond the pale. This audio of Obama defending the indefensible is chilling. To me, Obama will always be known as the infanticide president. Above is a "congratulatory letter" from the Washington Post's Inauguration edition.

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